clhampir:

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

(Source: mgrheenes, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)





shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)





slowsway:

Still trying to work out what kind of relationships I am okay with having, several years after everyone else has made up their minds.

(via coffeefilledlungs)